Let's Go To THE ZOO! Today

OK, so today's post is sung to the tune of ">"Let's Go To The Mall!", because that song cracks me up (as does the whole show it came from, How I Met Your Mother).

Let's go to the zoo everybody! Go!

C'mon Husband, C'mon Monkey,

Let's go to the zoo, you won't be sorry.

Put on your lightweight jackets,

And your great big diaper bag,

At the zoo havin' fun is what its all about.

Cow

I haven't done my laundry yet…

That's okay.

And you know how my dishes get…

Whatever.

I don't care 'cause all the geese are gonna be there!

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Everybody come and play

Throw every last care away

Let's go to the zoo…

Today.

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There's this cow I like,

Met her at the entrance.

She's got spots all over

And has a really long tongue!

Cow tongue!

We fed her bits of corn,

And watched her pee a river.

We went on to see more things.

It's warm enough, no shivers!

--

The garden boxes were dead.

Lame.

But baby, let's go see the sheds.

Let's go see the sheds.

Still boring!

That's okay, we'll go see a whole bunch if kinds of geese.

Funny geese, loud geese and Monkey imitates them!

--

Everybody come and play

Throw every last care away

Let's go to the zoo…

Today.

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The geese were cool, but we moved down the line.

The next pens held creatures of the equine.

There were little ponies held two by two.

Monkey watched them from his ride, it's true.

White ponies

Then I put Monkey on my shoulders

And with the Clydesdales he was bolder.

He saw me pet them; he wanted in!

So I had to get down and it was a win.

Hey Monkey… c'mon… let's go to the zoo!

Petting the horse

Toddler POV!

Let's go to the zoo everybody!

Everybody come and play

Throw every last care away

Let's go to the zoo...

Today.

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Everybody loves the zoo!

Everybody come and play

Yeah!

Throw every last care away

We loved the baby llama.

Let's go to the zoo...

Today.

Me and the Llama

There were a few things I couldn't fit into the song… like how monkey kept trying to make the chicken noises and the sheep noises, and how goats have really funny eyes. But, I still hold an inordinate amount of pride for this composition, haha.

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